A lot of people think that what I say on records or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it. Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody, that I’m actually gonna do it or that I believe in it
Well, shit… if you believe that then I’ll kill you. You know why? Cause I’m a criminal!
-Eminem, Criminal

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons. Oh, and please send me a brand new car and a prostitute while my wife’s sick in the hospital.
-Eminem, Criminal

I’m a criminal. Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it’s a crime.
-Eminem, Criminal

Don’t dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me.
-Eminem, Criminal

I’m a Criminal- an animal caged who turned crazed.
-Eminem, Criminal

How the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren’t raised?
-Eminem, Criminal

I’m the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes.
-Eminem, Criminal

So you can suck my dick if you don’t like my shit.
-Eminem, Under The Influence

Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle.
-Eminem, Under The Influence

I’m a black grenade that’ll blow up in yo’ face.
-(Swifty), Under The Influence

I’m a compulsive liar, settin’ my preacher on fire.
-(Bizarre), Under The Influence

Some bitch asked for my autograph. I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed.
-(Bizarre), Under The Influence

All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin’ ass mom.
-(Bizarre), Under The Influence

So long, bitch, you did me so wrong. I don’t wanna go on living in this world without you.
-Eminem, Kim

Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me.
-Eminem, Kim

There’s a four year old boy lyin’ dead with a slit throat in your living room, ha-ha! What you think, I’m kiddin’ you?
You loved him didn’t you?
-Eminem, Kim

Bullshit you, bitch don’t fucking lie to me!
-Eminem, Kim

Cause every time I go to try to leave, someone keeps pullin’ on my sleeve. I don’t wanna, but I gotta stay. These drugs really got a hold of me.
-Eminem, Drug Ballad

We just met but I think I’m in love with you. But you’re on it too. So you tell me you love me too.
-Eminem, Drug Ballad

But you’re young. You’ve got a lot of drugs to do, girls to screw, parties to crash.. Sucks to be you.
-Eminem, Drug Ballad

But I’m all grown up now and upgraded and graduated. Did better drugs and updated. But I’ve still got a lot of growing up to do. I’ve still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew.
-Eminem, Drug Ballad

Drugs really got a hold of me.
-Eminem, Drug Ballad

You know I just don’t get it. Last year, I was nobody. This year, I’m sellin’ records. Now, everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin’. Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of here!
-Eminem, Marshall Mathers

You see, I’m just Marshall Mathers. I’m just a regular guy. I don’t know why all the fuss about me. Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me. Now everybody wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me.
-Eminem, Marshall Mathers