I’m anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N’Sync. Don’t get me started. These fuckin brats can’t sing. And Britney’s garbage.. what’s this bitch, retarded?
-Eminem, Marshall Mathers

Gimme back my sixteen dollars. All I see is sissies in magazines smiling.
-Eminem, Marshall Mathers

Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol’ fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
-Eminem, Marshall Mathers

Cause I’m just Marshall Mathers. I’m not a wrestler guy. I’ll knock you out if you talk about me. Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me. And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your best shot at me.
-Eminem, Marshall Mathers

I used to get punked and bullied on my block ’til I cut a kitten’s head off and stuck it in this kid’s mailbox.
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less. What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press, I’m stressed.
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

It’s just too much mess. I guess I must just blew up quick (yes).
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

Should I dye my hair pink and care what y’all think?
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me.
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me. So I have been sent here to destroy you..
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us. Fuck it, let’s all stand up.
-Eminem, The Real Slim Shady

I’m not Mr. N’Sync, I’m not what your friends think. I’m not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick.
-Eminem, The Way I Am

I’m tired of arguin’. I don’t mean to be mean but that’s all I can be is just me.
-Eminem, The Way I Am

Cause I am, whatever you say I am. If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am. I don’t know it’s just the way I am.
-Eminem, The Way I Am

And all of this controversy circles me. And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me. So I point one back at ’em, but not the index or pinkie or the ring or the thumb, it’s the one you put up when you don’t give a fuck.
-Eminem, The Way I Am

I’m glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire to burn and it’s burnin and I have returned.
-Eminem, The Way I Am

No, I won’t sign your autograph . You can call me an asshole, I’m glad.
-Eminem, The Way I Am

Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kid’s amusement. But don’t blame me when lil’ Eric jumps off of the terrace. You shoulda been watchin him… apparently, you ain’t parents.
-Eminem, Who Knew

I never knew I would get this big. I never knew I’d effect this kid. I never knew I’d get him to slit his wrist. I never knew I’d get him to hit this bitch.
-Eminem, Who Knew

And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie where he’s shootin all sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi. I sees three little kids, up in the front row, screamin “Go,” with their 17-year-old Uncle. I’m like, “Guidance – ain’t they got the same moms and dads who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?” And told me that my tape taught ’em to swear?
-Eminem, Who Knew

My life’s like kinda what my wife’s like. Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every night, Ike.
-Eminem, Who Knew

How many retards’ll listen to me and run up in the school shootin when they’re pissed at a teacher? Her, him, is it you, is it them?
-Eminem, Who Knew

“Wasn’t me, Slim Shady said to do it again!” Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
-Eminem, Who Knew