Man I never though that I could ever be a drug addict nah, fuck that I can’t have it happen to me.
-Eminem, My Mom

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head.
-Eminem, Insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I’ve completely lost it.
-Eminem, Insane

No offense baby girl I don’t mean any harm. But disease is something I’m trying to keep my penis free from.
-Eminem, Hello

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out? You think that’s bad, you should hear the rest of my album.
-Eminem, We Made You

Rehab never looked so good! I can’t wait! I’m going back!
-Eminem, We Made You

Now put your smoke up in the air and raise your henny and coke. And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know.
-Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Old Time’s Sake

We can smoke till there’s no more lighter fluid to do it.
-Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Old Time’s Sake

I got the Midas touch When it comes to rolling shit up.
-Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Old Time’s Sake

I said one more time for old time’s sake Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake.
-Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Old Time’s Sake

Yeah, yeah, Follow me, follow me. Come with me to the dark side of the force. No man would boldly go to this place. The devil only knows of this world so dark. And oh so cold, it’s oh so cold, oh so cold oh!
-Eminem, Stay Wide Awake

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
-Eminem, Stay Wide Awake

I’m the kind of guy that’s mild but I mite flip and get a little bit wilder.
-Eminem, Stay Wide Awake

So dark and so cold, my friends don’t know this other side of me. There’s a monster inside of me it’s quite ugly and it frightens me.
-Eminem, Stay Wide Awake

I’m crazy but it’s alright with me, man, life can be so empty. Stay away from me cause I’m dancing to quite a different drum beat.
-Eminem, Stay Wide Awake

It must be the ganja. It’s the marijuana. What’s creeping upon me while I’m so high? Maybe it’s the Hindi that has gotten in me. Whatever’s gotten into me I don’t mind.
-Eminem, Must Be The Ganja

Maybe you need some lyric syrup sign for your symptoms.
-Eminem, Must Be The Ganja

Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don’t know. Feels like I been down this road before. So lonely and cold, it’s like something takes over me soon as I go home and close the door. Kinda feels like deja vu, I wanna get away from this place, I do. But I can’t and I won’t say I tried but I know that’s a lie cause I don’t. And why I just don’t know .
-Eminem, Deja Vu

Wow what the fuck happend last night? Where am I? Man, fuck am I hungover? And god damn! I got a head ache!
-Eminem, Deja Vu

I just can’t admit or come to grips with the fact that I may be done with rap.
-Eminem, Beautiful

I know one fact, I’ll be one tough act to follow.
-Eminem, Beautiful

In my shoes, just to see what it’s like, to be me. I’ll be you, let’s trade shoes. Just to see what it’d be like to
feel your pain, you feel mine. Go inside each other’s minds.
-Eminem, Beautiful

Laugh at every single joke I crack. And half of them ain’t even funny like “Ha!, Marshall you’re so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn” Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown.
-Eminem, Beautiful

Every school I went, I dreamed of being that cool kid even if it meant acting stupid.
-Eminem, Beautiful

I guess we would have to walk a mile in each other’s shoes, at least. What size you wear? I wear tens. Let’s see if you can fit your feet.
-Eminem, Beautiful