Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to. I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!).
-Eminem, My Name Is

Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer, you better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I’m your motherfucking conscience!
-Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Guilty Conscience

Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheating. While you at work she’s with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH’S HEAD OFF!
-Eminem feat. Dr. Dre, Guilty Conscience

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born, drugs is what they used to say I was on. They say I never knew which way I was goin. But everywhere I go they keep playin my song.
-Eminem, Brain Damage

Friends are people that you think are your friends. But they really your enemies, with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors. So just when you think you close enough to be brothers, they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain’t lookin.
-Eminem, If I Had

Money is what makes a man act funny. Money is the root of all evil. Money’ll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down.
-Eminem, If I Had

I’m tired of life.
-Eminem, If I Had

Tired of not having a deal. Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel.
-Eminem, If I Had

Tired of drowning in my sorrow.
-Eminem, If I Had

I’m tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off.
-Eminem, If I Had

I’m tired of being fired every time I fart and cough.
-Eminem, If I Had

Tired of not being a millionaire.
-Eminem, If I Had

If I had a million dollars, I’d buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics.
-Eminem, If I Had

I’m tired of all of this bullshit telling me to be positive. How’m I s’posed to be positive when I don’t see shit positive? Know what I’m sayin?
-Eminem, If I Had

Tired of all this player hating that’s going on in my own city. Can’t get no airplay, you know what I’m sayin?
-Eminem, If I Had

OK, I’m going to attempt to drown myself. You can try this at home. You can be just like me!
-Eminem, Role Model

Follow me and do exactly what the song says: smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink.
-Eminem, Role Model

My middle finger won’t go down, how do I wave? And this is how I’m supposed to teach kids how to behave?
-Eminem, Role Model

My rap style’s warped, I’m runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother’s corpse to throw it on your porch.
-Eminem, Role Model

Jealousy is in the house ya’ll, Fellas sing it…
-Eminem, Jealousy Woes II

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
-Eminem, My Name Is

Since age twelve, I’ve felt like I’m someone else. Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.
-Eminem, My Name Is

I’ve been with 10 women who got HIV. Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee. Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me!
-Eminem, Role Model

I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree. You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!
-Eminem, Role Model