I’m freestylin’ every verse that I spit cause I don’t even remember the words to my shit.
-Eminem, Cum On Everybody

I told the doc I need a change in sickness and gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis.
-Eminem, Cum On Everybody

Cum on everybody– get down tonight!
-Eminem, Cum On Everybody

I tried suicide once and I’ll try it again. That’s why I write songs where I die at the end.
-Eminem, Cum On Everybody

I wanna make songs all the fellas dub and murder every rich rapper that I’m jealous of.
-Eminem, Cum On Everybody

I’m hoping things will look up but there ain’t no job openings.
-Eminem, Rock Bottom

And I’m sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay. And I’m tired of being hired and fired the same day.
-Eminem, Rock Bottom

When we die we know we’re all going the same way.
-Eminem, Rock Bottom

There’s people that love me and people that hate me. But it’s the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady.
-Eminem, Rock Bottom

My name is Marshall Mathers, I’m an alcoholic. I have a disease and they don’t know what to call it.
-Eminem, Just Don’t Give A Fuck

Talking that shit behind my back, dirty mackin, telling your boys that I’m on crack. I just don’t give a fuck!
-Eminem, Just Don’t Give A Fuck

Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack. I just don’t give a fuck!
-Eminem, Just Don’t Give a Fuck

Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!) Extortion, snorting, supporting abortion, pathological liar, blowing shit out of proportion. The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic, impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict, half animal, half man, dumping your dead body inside of a fucking trash can with more holes than an Afghan.
-Eminem, Just Don’t Give A Fuck

I can’t take the pressure, I’m sick of bitches. Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I’m washing dishes.
-Eminem, Just Don’t Give A Fuck

We drive around in million dollar sports cars while little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards.
-Eminem, As The World Turns

And as we go along throughout the days of our lives, we all face small obstacles and challenges everyday that we must go through. These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere. Every day, every single day, the world keeps turning.
-Eminem, As The World Turns

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets. I’m your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free. You know me, I’m your friend, when you need a minithin. I’m Shady!
-Eminem, I’m Shady

I try to keep it positive and play it cool. Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school. Cause I’m the one they can relate to and look up to better. Tonight I think I’ll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter.
-Eminem, I’m Shady

And I don’t have herpes, my dick’s just itchin. It’s not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested, I don’t know yet. I’m too scared to get tested.
-Eminem, I’m Shady

A lot of people ask me: am I afraid of death? Hell yeah I’m afraid of death… I don’t want to die yet.
-Eminem, Still Don’t Give a Fuck

Look, I can’t change the way I think and I can’t change the way I am. But if I offended you? Good. Cause I still don’t give a fuck.
-Eminem, Still Don’t Give a Fuck

For all the weed that I’ve smoked- yo this blunt’s for you. To all the people I’ve offended- yeah fuck you too! To all the friends I used to have- yo I miss my past. But the rest of you assholes can KISS MY ASS!
-Eminem, Still Don’t Give a Fuck

I don’t rap to get the women- fuck bitches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.
-Eminem, Still Don’t Give a Fuck

My worst day on this earth was my first birthday. Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage? Fuck, I was born during the earthquake.
-Eminem, Still Don’t Give a Fuck

From the second I was born, my momma lost me.
-Eminem, Still Don’t Give a Fuck