You’re a fuckin’ coke-head slut! I hope you fuckin’ die!
-Eminem, Puke

Fucker, I’m kickin your ass for everything you’ve ever said. I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye. I hate your fuckin’ guts, you fuckin’ slut, I hope you die!
-Eminem, Puke

Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team, I’ll get away with murder.
-Eminem, My 1st Single

Fucker I’m kickin your ass for everything you’ve ever said.
-Eminem, My 1st Single

Better watch what you say just when you thought you were safe. Them fuckers got you on tape.
-Eminem, My 1st Single

You find me offensive? I find you offensive for finding me offensive.
-Eminem, Rain Man

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame. My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is… Rain Man!
-Eminem, Rain Man

Just really jealous of me. Cause I’m what you want to be.
-Eminem, Big Weenie

You just look like an idiot when you say these mean things. Cause it’s too easy to see, you’re really just a big weenie, big weenie.
-Eminem, Big Weenie

Now take my weenie out of your mouth. This is between me and you, I know you’re not happy.
-Eminem, Big Weenie

There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours. Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges.
-Eminem, Big Weenie

Guess who’s back with a brand new rap? And I don’t mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation.
-Eminem, Just Lose It

Everyday’s just a holiday crusin’ on the freeway.
-Eminem, Just Lose It

Can’t you see what you do to me baby? You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac. I’m like a lunatic, you make me sick. You truly are the only one who can do this to me.
-Eminem, Crazy In Love

What the fuck is the matter with us? We can’t figure out if it’s lust or it’s love. What’s sad is what’s attracting us to each other.
-Eminem, Crazy In Love

Like a devil in disguise, you’re always full of surprises. Always pullin’ devises out your purse, little vibrators and dildos. You fucked yourself so much.
-Eminem, Crazy In Love

You provide me the lighter fluid to fuel my fire. You’re my entire supply gas, the match, the igniter.
-Eminem, Crazy In Love

You are the Kim to my Marshall. You’re the Slim to my Shady. The Dre to my Eminem. The Elaina to my Hailey. You are the word I am looking for when I’m trying to describe how I feel inside and the right one just won’t come to my mind.
-Eminem, Crazy In Love

You’re like the pillar that props me up, the beam that supports me.
-Eminem, Crazy In Love

And no matter how much, too much is never enough. Maybe cause we’re crazy in loooove!
-Eminem, Crazy In Love

We’re all we got in this world, when it spins, when it swirls, when it whirls, when it twirls.
-Eminem, Mockingbird

Now hush little baby, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be alright. Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya
Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night.
-Eminem, Mockingbird

We done swam with the sharks, wrestle with alligators. Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers whom if it wasn’t for rap to bridge the gap, maybe raised to be racist.
-Eminem, feat. Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Encore / Curtains Down

My mom loved valium and lots of drugs. And that’s why I am like I am cause I’m like her. Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs, that’s why I on what I on cause I’m my mom.
-Eminem, My Mom